MPP134: Craft Vaccine

The 2020 flu vaccine was fine – a little disappointing because it’s one of my favorite seasonals. It paled in comparison to the 2018 batch (the one with formaldehyde bouquet). I’ve heard this new one is *just like the flu* so I’m giving it a shot (squirts some in the air from the vial and […]

MPP133: The Old Purple Hand

SPRING BREAK*! Get out your sandals, blow up those arm floaties and get ready to build a sick sand castle, ‘cuz it’s time to get away from that homework for a week and cut loose. Studies have shown (Spring Break Quarterly, Vol. 34 – 2019) that listening to Mind Poison will enhance everyone’s enjoyment of Spring […]

MPP132: Mr. D-Pad

This week’s episode is brought to you by Lowell’s Poles. Got a flag and nowhere to hang it? Looking for a fun (and sensual) new way to exercise? Or maybe you need to vault something? Come on down to Lowell’s – he’s got the right pole for you! On this week’s show, your hosts with […]

MPP131: So You Have Yourself A Lustful Eye

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day… don’t forget to wear green! Otherwise you will be ostracized by friends and family, and you don’t want that. I wish Mark and Jesse were swimming in green beer and rubbing 4 leaf clovers all over their bodies this week (that’s how you celebrate it, right?), but they’ve had a rough […]

MPP130: A Peacock Man

It’s a tale as old as time – sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you’re sitting in a busted chair at work, trying to think of something clever to put in the dang show notes. Didn’t know this would be all autobiographical did you? If you’re in the market for an hour or […]

MPP129: The Podcaster Slap Challenge

Up until now, there was only one place for fun in your life. That’s right, the reigning champion of fun places, the Mall of America. And I get it – you can shop ‘til you drop, get shrimpin’ at the Bubba Gump Shrimpery, and ride a rollercoaster. Not just all in one day… all under […]

MPP128: The University of Dick Wolf

With all the division in the world today, wouldn’t it be great if we could all come together, united as one, look towards our shared future, and all listen to Mind Poison? We only get one shot at this, folks! On this episode, the Great Unifiers Mark and Jesse talk about Aura Colors, Being Alpha […]

MPP127: The Dame Era

Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah – Go Team Go! Get to shaking those pom poms, because the Mind Poison Boys are coming down the tunnel, and the air in here is electric! In this episode, the Behemoths of Blabber (™) talk about Old News, Movie Candy, and more. Mark doesn’t like Smoky Trucks, and Jesse […]

MPP126: There Should Be More Alans.

What’s up Mind Poison Universe? How about that Big Game – and how about those commercials! My sides and knees hurt from being split and slapped. And the ones that told us that these are hard times, but we’re all in this together, and the company is good because they reminded us of that fact? […]

MPP129: The Podcaster Slap Challenge

Up until now, there was only one place for fun in your life. That’s right, the reigning champion of fun places, the Mall of America. And I get it – you can shop ‘til you drop, get shrimpin’ at the Bubba Gump Shrimpery, and ride a rollercoaster. Not just all in one day… all under […]