MPP134: Craft Vaccine

The 2020 flu vaccine was fine – a little disappointing because it’s one of my favorite seasonals. It paled in comparison to the 2018 batch (the one with formaldehyde bouquet). I’ve heard this new one is *just like the flu* so I’m giving it a shot (squirts some in the air from the vial and […]

MPP133: The Old Purple Hand

SPRING BREAK*! Get out your sandals, blow up those arm floaties and get ready to build a sick sand castle, ‘cuz it’s time to get away from that homework for a week and cut loose. Studies have shown (Spring Break Quarterly, Vol. 34 – 2019) that listening to Mind Poison will enhance everyone’s enjoyment of Spring […]

MPP132: Mr. D-Pad

This week’s episode is brought to you by Lowell’s Poles. Got a flag and nowhere to hang it? Looking for a fun (and sensual) new way to exercise? Or maybe you need to vault something? Come on down to Lowell’s – he’s got the right pole for you! On this week’s show, your hosts with […]

MPP131: So You Have Yourself A Lustful Eye

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day… don’t forget to wear green! Otherwise you will be ostracized by friends and family, and you don’t want that. I wish Mark and Jesse were swimming in green beer and rubbing 4 leaf clovers all over their bodies this week (that’s how you celebrate it, right?), but they’ve had a rough […]

MPP129: The Podcaster Slap Challenge

Up until now, there was only one place for fun in your life. That’s right, the reigning champion of fun places, the Mall of America. And I get it – you can shop ‘til you drop, get shrimpin’ at the Bubba Gump Shrimpery, and ride a rollercoaster. Not just all in one day… all under […]

MPP119: Cam Solo

Heyy youuu guyyys! (Like in the Goonies, get it?!?!) Episode 2 of Mind Poison Project restart here. Mark and Jesse are back up to their old tricks again, talking about food and Ghost Adventures – they got a picture of a real ghost on this one, folks. And since we’re all in the mood for […]

MPP117: In Defense Of The Time Capsule

It’s Mind Poison, comin’ at ya so fast that you won’t even see what hit you. Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, or whatever boxing reference floats your boat. No boxing in this episode, though. The Boys do try to talk about the current events without getting too depressed… mixed results on that […]

MPP116: Garlic Reverb

Put the kids to bed, or at least plug their ears for seventy minutes, because the Bad Boys of Podcasting are here! Lots of cussing and backtalk and being rebellious overall. So get ready for Mark and Jesse. Oh, they know where the line is… but they have no problem crossing it. Bad Boys! Also, […]

MPP114: Faith-Based Haircut

What’s up everyone? Welcome to the first new Mind Poison of mid-May 2020 – what a time to be alive. Get ready for a heck of an episode. It’s a real barn burner! Or as your hosts so eloquently put it – “we did what we do best, which is talked.” Horoscopes, Haircuts at Home, […]