MPP107: Hacky Sack Country Club

Captain! There’s a massive Mind Poison just off the starboard bow! How did we not see it until now? Prepare for impact! And by impact, we mean another hour and forty or so minutes with your favorite (and recently selected as the two all-time best) hosts of Mind Poison! This week Mark and Jesse talk […]

MPP106: Call Me City Sleek

Hey yo, we’re all stuck inside and scared, so you know what that means… Drunk Mind Poison! Come and join us while your favorite hosts of Mind Poison talk Adult Onesies and Finding Your Hair Type. Jesse says a lot of things wrong. Plus, Introducing The Bracket of Things! Drop us a line: or […]

MPP105: Plug Guy

Who’s got time for writing episode descriptions with everything going on these days? If you’re sick of COVID-19 talk, this may not be the best place to start your Mind Poison Journey. But, in addition to all the bad news, you’ll hear Mark and Jesse talk about Selling Popcorn Door to Door and Plugs. We’ll […]

MPP104: The Larger Midwest Swimsuit Association

104.1 is a radio station I used to listen to growing up. Now it’s a station that plays what they want, when they want. I liked it more when they played what I wanted! That’s a 104 thing; it makes sense to me at least… This week, Mark and Jesse talk about some Gosh Darn […]

MPP103: Roku Shaming

Oh hi Mind Poison! It’s episode 103, and what a big show we’ve got! Can the internet even handle it? In this episode, Mark and Jesse get excited for baseball season by complaining about baseball. They also compare cable streaming services, and we hear Mark’s review of “The Bachelor” Season whatever it is. Plus, a […]

MPP102: Shriner Bros

It’s a magical week! One that only comes once every four years, so make sure to do something awesome for Leap Day. You could treat yourself to something you’ve had your eye on for a long time? Finally tell that someone special how you really feel? Or maybe watch 2010’s “Leap Year” starring Amy Adams […]

MPP101: Steyer Bros

It’s episode 101, and you know what that means… Dalmatians! Not really – I just needed something to start the show notes. In this episode, Mark and Jesse officially endorse a candidate for President! So get ready for that Mind Poison bump, lucky Democrat! And if you want to hop on board the Mind Poison […]

MPP100: 5 Times The G

Can an episode go off the rails if it was never on the rails to begin with? Listen now to find out! And hey, while you’re here gimme a high-five to celebrate 100 episodes of Mind Poison! That’s right, Mark and Jesse have done this 100 times. In celebration they play some hits, like getting […]

MPP099: They Call Him Old 4S

This podcast has been modified from its original version. It has been formatted to fit in your ears and edited for content. Content like: Bad Super Bowl Promotions, Drug Tests, and Sleeping Pills. Plus, old 4S got a new phone! Drop us a line: or email us at: to suggest a rant or […]

MPP098: Brain Poison With Jesse & Joey

Hey, Drama sells! Mark and Jesse are starting to feel the 100 episode itch. Is there trouble brewing behind the scenes at Mind Poison? Mark and Jesse are professionals, but it’s hard to ignore all the trade talk. Anyways, they manage to block that out… or do they? Tune in to find out! And hear […]