MPP096: Article Hell

Crikey! Watch out for that Mind Poison! It’s coiled and ready to strike. It’ll probably be okay –  it’s only dangerous if cornered… Snakes! Anyways, here’s another episode of a podcast you sometimes listen to. We’re not too timely on this one, as Mark and Jesse talk the Golden Globe Awards and Predictions on Football […]

MPP095: Mixed Nut Gout

Shake off that Holiday Hangover with the first Mind Poison of 2020! In this fancy pants episode, Mark and Jesse welcome Baby New Year by being very, very tired and kind of sick. Mark might be the biggest Vikings fan that doesn’t watch the Vikings, and Jesse loves NyQuil. And hey! Don’t Fiddle with Cats! […]

MPP094: Mr. Jeans

It’s taken us 94 episodes, but we finally got a guest to join us here on the Mind Poison Podcast. So patch up those ratty holes in your knees and bow down to the Duke of Denim, Mr. Jeans! If you have any questions about bedazzling your pockets or whatever, be sure to write in! […]

MPP093: No Game In The Bell Business

Ho Ho Ho! It’s a Holiday Episode! Get out your Ugly Christmas Sweater, Load up that thing where you pull the Reindeer’s Head and Candy comes out of its Butt like Poop, and Get Ready to say Thanks to the King of Kings. This week it’s a very Mind Poison Christmas – if you’ve been […]

MPP092: What A Molecule!

It’s an episode of a podcast. What more do you want from us?!?! We’re not here to wow you with flashy buzzwords or accurate descriptions or whatever. What you see is what you get. And what you get here is talk about Nicknames, Talking about 9/11 at Parties, and… garlic. Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello […]

MPP091: Deniable Plausibility

Mularkey – get your Mularkey here! This episode has all the mularkey you can handle. This week, Mark and Jesse get down to brass tacks and talk about Cheering at Football Games, Jesse’s Fortnite Experience, and Sad Employees. Plus, they discover you can’t ever really know a person until you see what they DVR. Drop […]

MPP090: Better Thanksgiving

Here at Mind Poison, we celebrate the Holidays a little differently. This long weekend, we’re taking the time to put some lights up around the old Mind Poison compound. It’s easy, we just slap some colored filters on our many, many security lights. Join us, while we sip some hot cocoa and get into in […]

MPP089: Live: That Rocky Mountain High

Whatever John Denver – I watched that eagle fly and didn’t get a dang cent. What a scam! Mark and Jesse are together in the same room for what is probably their worst sounding episode yet. Turns out you probably want the piece that attaches your microphone to the stand. Oh well, it’s a pretty […]

MPP084: Maybe A Beautiful Mind?

Pop Quiz Hotshot! Nobody really calls anyone “hotshot” anymore, but we’re trying this retro thing for a while. Don’t worry, it’s an easy test and there are no wrong answers. You’re Money, baby! This week’s episode of Mind Poison:  (a) tries to figure out if Jesse has a Beautiful Mind  (b) has a bunch more […]

MPP083: Would You Like a Pleasantry?

OK, sorry. I don’t actually have any pleasantries with me. I just wanted to make you think I was cool, or maybe just strike up a conversation or something. Those things don’t go on trees, you know! I might know a guy though… Anyways, despite  – and I’m being frank here – an absolutely striking […]