MPP147: My Beautiful Friends, The End

Well, all good things must come to an end. And things like Mind Poison do too. I mean really, the saying just should be “things must come to an end.” But it’s time for Mark and Jesse to hang up the headphones – we present to you, the Final Episode of Mind Poison. The Boys […]

MPP146: Space Forever

Don’t you think you’ve had enough of those dang Olympics by now? Why don’t you take a freaking break from International Handball or whatever and try some Mind Poison on for size? I mean, Savannah Guthrie and Mike Tirico aren’t going to fill you in on all the hot topics like Mark and Jesse will… […]

MPP144: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off From Work

From IMDB: An employee is determined to have a day off from work, despite what his boss thinks of that. Sounds like a good one! On this episode of Mind Poison, Mark and Jesse talk about Big Changes at Subway, some Hot New Reboot Ideas, and the 4th of July (a week or so too […]

MPP143: Fish Mix & Thick Sauce

Well, here it is. A day late and a dollar short. Actually… a day late, and *so* many dollars short. It’s getting pretty grim over here, if I’m being honest. But anyways, a belated Mind Poison is better than no Mind Poison, right? In this episode, Mark and Jesse get into Local Carnivals, Billionaires in […]

MPP141: General Malaise

We’re back after a longer than expected break! Hopefully we were ever present in your hearts. Because that’s one place we never – EVER – want to leave. And honestly will probably put up a fight if you ever try. Should we have done this when we were together in person? Sure, you bet, but […]

MPP130: A Peacock Man

It’s a tale as old as time – sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, and sometimes you’re sitting in a busted chair at work, trying to think of something clever to put in the dang show notes. Didn’t know this would be all autobiographical did you? If you’re in the market for an hour or […]

MPP088: Soup Emoji

It’s another piping hot bowl of Mind Poison coming right at you! Succulent and Steaming. Let it cool down for a moment, or maybe drop an ice cube in there or something. It’ll cure what ails you!  On this episode, the gruesome duo talk about Sports Injuries, Michael Douglas Rumors, White Lies, and more. And […]

MPP086: Squashing The Nasty

Show notes! We got your Mind Poison show notes here… get ‘em while they’re hot! Mark Talks about Problems Crossing the Border! Jesse recounts his time at the Dismember the Alamo Horror Movie Marathon! Some Headphone Stuff! And, if you like anxious dogs interrupting podcast recordings, make sure to stick with this one ‘til the […]

MPP085: MPNN

BREAKING NEWS – or, “deep deep deep boo-boo-boop” if you imagine it as sounds. (It’s a breaking news alert, get it?) This week is the official kick-off of the Mind Poison News Network – bringing you the news with No Bias, for Sure. (No B.S.!) The first and only news station with text crawls on […]

MPP084: Maybe A Beautiful Mind?

Pop Quiz Hotshot! Nobody really calls anyone “hotshot” anymore, but we’re trying this retro thing for a while. Don’t worry, it’s an easy test and there are no wrong answers. You’re Money, baby! This week’s episode of Mind Poison:  (a) tries to figure out if Jesse has a Beautiful Mind  (b) has a bunch more […]