MPP129: The Podcaster Slap Challenge

Up until now, there was only one place for fun in your life. That’s right, the reigning champion of fun places, the Mall of America. And I get it – you can shop ‘til you drop, get shrimpin’ at the Bubba Gump Shrimpery, and ride a rollercoaster. Not just all in one day… all under […]

MPP128: The University of Dick Wolf

With all the division in the world today, wouldn’t it be great if we could all come together, united as one, look towards our shared future, and all listen to Mind Poison? We only get one shot at this, folks! On this episode, the Great Unifiers Mark and Jesse talk about Aura Colors, Being Alpha […]

MPP127: The Dame Era

Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah – Go Team Go! Get to shaking those pom poms, because the Mind Poison Boys are coming down the tunnel, and the air in here is electric! In this episode, the Behemoths of Blabber (™) talk about Old News, Movie Candy, and more. Mark doesn’t like Smoky Trucks, and Jesse […]

MPP126: There Should Be More Alans.

What’s up Mind Poison Universe? How about that Big Game – and how about those commercials! My sides and knees hurt from being split and slapped. And the ones that told us that these are hard times, but we’re all in this together, and the company is good because they reminded us of that fact? […]

MPP125: Tim

Just trying a thing here where we give our podcast episodes human names. Maybe they will become sentient and try to take over the world. Because that’s how the internet works, I’m pretty sure. Look out “The Illuminati” – here comes Tim! Although why does sentient machinery always lust for power? Why wouldn’t Skynet see […]

MPP124: The Times Are the Times

Hello Friends! Welcome to the last Mind Poison of the Trump era. It was a Wild Ride, but all “good” things must come to an end, eh? (“Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride?” Did anyone ever do anything with that? I know the kids are freakin’ wild about Mr. Toad. Plus, that thing with Stormy Daniels and […]

MPP123: Boy Eats World

Hey folks – it’s another week in paradise and Mind Poison is here to provide the soundtrack. Just play this one over and over and over again… you’ll feel so footloose and fancy free you won’t know what hit ya! This week, Mark and Jesse are talking about the big stories, the ones that affect […]

MPP122: Rubbing is Racing

It’s another Mind Poison, coming at you fresh from last week, on the night of The Big News. Obviously, The Big News gets talked about. You’ve probably heard a lot of takes by now, but get ready for more with varying degrees of heat. You can’t avoid the Big News! Also here: Mark got a […]

MPP121: Double Thumbs-Up Cool

It’s 2021, but Mark and Jesse always party like it’s 1999. They may have celebrated a little too hard on NYE – there was a LOT of Seacrest to get through that night – and the result is a rambling hour of Mind Poison. They talk cars, NBA Jam, some resolutions, and a 2020 year […]

MPP120: Pounding Back A Dark One

We made it to the very last Mind Poison of 2020, and Mark and Jesse say goodbye to the year that was with a bang! And by “bang” we mean basically avoiding it – it’s hard to plan for special episodes, okay? And don’t even get me started on being busy around the Holidays – […]