MPP133: The Old Purple Hand

SPRING BREAK*! Get out your sandals, blow up those arm floaties and get ready to build a sick sand castle, ‘cuz it’s time to get away from that homework for a week and cut loose. Studies have shown (Spring Break Quarterly, Vol. 34 – 2019) that listening to Mind Poison will enhance everyone’s enjoyment of Spring Break, so turn on that bluetooth speaker and let the whole dang beach get in on the fun! Mark and Jesse celebrate this special Spring Break Spectacular by briefly mentioning it one time. Also in this episode: Tales of 1-900 numbers, the conclusion of Jesse’s Quest for a Pole, and an intense Breath Holding Contest! 

*if it’s even still going on, who the hell knows. Happy Easter!