Don’t you think you’ve had enough of those dang Olympics by now? Why don’t you take a freaking break from International Handball or whatever and try some Mind Poison on for size? I mean, Savannah Guthrie and Mike Tirico aren’t going to fill you in on all the hot topics like Mark and Jesse will… topics such as the Monastic Lifestyle. Like the SI Swimsuit Issue (hey, SISI – you think that’s on purpose?). Topics like Using Your Phone Too Much. If we could do it all again we’d probably talk about the Olympics, but you know how it goes.
(PS – If you missed the joke – Savannah and Mike are hosts of the Olympics this year… in case your brain’s been rotted from too much Water Polo!)