MPP084: Maybe A Beautiful Mind?

Pop Quiz Hotshot! Nobody really calls anyone “hotshot” anymore, but we’re trying this retro thing for a while. Don’t worry, it’s an easy test and there are no wrong answers. You’re Money, baby! This week’s episode of Mind Poison:  (a) tries to figure out if Jesse has a Beautiful Mind  (b) has a bunch more […]

MPP081: A Cocky Name for a Hamburger

Welcome to the newest installment of the MPAU (Mind Poison Audio Universe). I’m gonna be frank with you folks – you’ve got some tired hosts. Mark has new baby fatigue, and Jesse has being alive fatigue. It happens! But they’re still managing to keep it lively here in episode 81, where they talk about Meatless […]

MPP072: Old Man Stretch

[Cowboy Voice] Well, well, well… Lookee what we got here. If I didn’t know any better I’d say another episode of Mind Poison crept up in here. Remember what I told you last time? Now dance, pardner, dance! Oh, what’s that you say? In this episode those Mind Poison rascals talk about Prime Day, Jesse’s […]

MPP038: Dr. Christmas

It’s a magical day here at Mind Poison, and your illustrious hosts talk about the Injuries You Get For Being Old and give an update on their No News Challenge. Jesse saw Neil Breen’s latest film, and Mark is wishy-washy about Casa Bonita (which is a real place that you can go to, apparently). Plus, […]

MPP034: Election 2018: A Real Dump Fest

How do you record an Election Day wrap-up when you record a week in advance? Listen to this week’s Mind Poison for a way that kind of works! If you squint at it, at least. Mark and Jesse cover (almost) all of the potential outcomes of the big day, and also talk about dance moves […]

MPP026: My Greatest Tub

On this week’s episode Mind Poison discusses chaos at the Minnesota State Fair, Parades gone wrong, and their memories of 9/11 AKA Patriot Day (AND sidestepping 9/11 conspiracy theories). And yes, Mark discusses his favorite all-time bathing experiences in My Greatest Tub…for whatever reason! Mind Poison Podcast: A comedy podcast that isn’t afraid to dive […]

MPP024: Bad Shaman

The Mind Poison Guys are LIVE from the same room for the third time ever! Okay, honestly some of it is left over from their second time ever, but that’s still kind of special, right? At any rate, in this episode Mark and Jesse talk about Youth Sports, Tru TV, and Cruise Control (sadly, not […]

MPP021: Fortnite Ahead! AKA My Favorite Main Sponsor

Fortnite Ahead! On this episode of the Mind Poison Podcast, Jesse and Mark tear apart Fortnite tutoring, discuss eye surgery gone wrong, and reflect on Garth Brooks’ failed alter ego (plus, Mark sings). They also pit farmer’s market non-organics against state fair fare, and dive into apathy in America. BONUS: Trump’s head explodes and Big […]

MPP020: Born to Shush

On this episode of the Mind Poison Podcast, Mark and Jesse talk about Drugs (the Bad Kind), therapy, and aliens. Plus, they might have just landed 5.7 million dollars. And – which of the Mind Poison Guys is Born to Shush? Tune in to find out! Mind Poison Podcast: A comedy podcast that isn’t afraid to […]

MPP018: An Absolutely Bizarre Twist of Fate

This week on the Mind Poison Podcast, Jesse & Mark talk about their best and worst road trips and failures in the pursuit of creative endeavors. Woot! Mark tells a story about an encounter with mega director Michael Bay and both discuss the best way to kick a bear’s ass in the woods! Hint: punch […]