MPP094: Mr. Jeans

It’s taken us 94 episodes, but we finally got a guest to join us here on the Mind Poison Podcast. So patch up those ratty holes in your knees and bow down to the Duke of Denim, Mr. Jeans! If you have any questions about bedazzling your pockets or whatever, be sure to write in! […]

MPP093: No Game In The Bell Business

Ho Ho Ho! It’s a Holiday Episode! Get out your Ugly Christmas Sweater, Load up that thing where you pull the Reindeer’s Head and Candy comes out of its Butt like Poop, and Get Ready to say Thanks to the King of Kings. This week it’s a very Mind Poison Christmas – if you’ve been […]

MPP092: What A Molecule!

It’s an episode of a podcast. What more do you want from us?!?! We’re not here to wow you with flashy buzzwords or accurate descriptions or whatever. What you see is what you get. And what you get here is talk about Nicknames, Talking about 9/11 at Parties, and… garlic. Drop us a line: https://mppodcast.com/say-hello […]

MPP091: Deniable Plausibility

Mularkey – get your Mularkey here! This episode has all the mularkey you can handle. This week, Mark and Jesse get down to brass tacks and talk about Cheering at Football Games, Jesse’s Fortnite Experience, and Sad Employees. Plus, they discover you can’t ever really know a person until you see what they DVR. Drop […]

MPP090: Better Thanksgiving

Here at Mind Poison, we celebrate the Holidays a little differently. This long weekend, we’re taking the time to put some lights up around the old Mind Poison compound. It’s easy, we just slap some colored filters on our many, many security lights. Join us, while we sip some hot cocoa and get into in […]

MPP089: Live: That Rocky Mountain High

Whatever John Denver – I watched that eagle fly and didn’t get a dang cent. What a scam! Mark and Jesse are together in the same room for what is probably their worst sounding episode yet. Turns out you probably want the piece that attaches your microphone to the stand. Oh well, it’s a pretty […]

MPP088: Soup Emoji

It’s another piping hot bowl of Mind Poison coming right at you! Succulent and Steaming. Let it cool down for a moment, or maybe drop an ice cube in there or something. It’ll cure what ails you!  On this episode, the gruesome duo talk about Sports Injuries, Michael Douglas Rumors, White Lies, and more. And […]

MPP087: Too Many Celebrities

Finally, someone is brave enough to ask the tough questions. In this mile-a-minute world, with our attention spans spread so thin – your day job, running errands at crowded stores, taking the kids to Fortnite practice and traveling eTournaments (not to mention that all important Me Time – if you’re lucky) – are there too […]

MPP086: Squashing The Nasty

Show notes! We got your Mind Poison show notes here… get ‘em while they’re hot! Mark Talks about Problems Crossing the Border! Jesse recounts his time at the Dismember the Alamo Horror Movie Marathon! Some Headphone Stuff! And, if you like anxious dogs interrupting podcast recordings, make sure to stick with this one ‘til the […]

MPP085: MPNN

BREAKING NEWS – or, “deep deep deep boo-boo-boop” if you imagine it as sounds. (It’s a breaking news alert, get it?) This week is the official kick-off of the Mind Poison News Network – bringing you the news with No Bias, for Sure. (No B.S.!) The first and only news station with text crawls on […]