MPP078: Breast Milk & Party Pizzas

The Dynamic-ish Duo is back! The boys of Mind Poison play catch-up after a month hiatus and bring you some of the freshest content you’ll find on the internet. Mark and Jesse are kind of all over the place this week, as they talk about the Minnesota State Fair, Urinal Etiquette, and some stuff about […]

MPP075: Banked Content Bonanza

Psst – hey…. hey internet [being all secretive]. I know you love new content. It’s the currency of today’s mile-a-minute, 24-hour news cycle, social media driven badaba.  BUT… listen to me. What if we MOVED the goalposts? What if we REDEFINED what was possible? In a way that not only benefited the CONSUMER but also […]

MPP072: Old Man Stretch

[Cowboy Voice] Well, well, well… Lookee what we got here. If I didn’t know any better I’d say another episode of Mind Poison crept up in here. Remember what I told you last time? Now dance, pardner, dance! Oh, what’s that you say? In this episode those Mind Poison rascals talk about Prime Day, Jesse’s […]

MPP037: A Situational Nod

It’s always darkest before dawn – that’s why Jesse got a new lamp! In this episode, your friends at Mind Poison tell Tales from the Bus, talk about their Experiences with Twitter, and discuss Space Movies from Five Years Ago. Mark gives his tips to keep Dry Skin at Bay, and Jesse reveals his Snitching […]

MPP036: Sasquatch In The City

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Let’s be Disgusting Together. On this episode of the program, the Mind Poison Scoundrels talk about Turkey Day Traditions, Black Friday, and (another) mass shooting. Mark works on his singing voice, and Jesse regrets bringing up politics. They also delve into one of the great questions or our (or any) time – […]

MPP034: Election 2018: A Real Dump Fest

How do you record an Election Day wrap-up when you record a week in advance? Listen to this week’s Mind Poison for a way that kind of works! If you squint at it, at least. Mark and Jesse cover (almost) all of the potential outcomes of the big day, and also talk about dance moves […]

MPP033: Halloween Delights With Jesse & Watson

Happy Halloween! Mark and Jesse celebrate All Hallow’s Eve by… talking about Halloween, I guess? They also talk about Getting Their Lives Together, Election Day, and (not) Drinking. Also, what do you do when Trump is accidentally right about something? Mind Poison is a comedy podcast that isn’t afraid to dive into the deep end […]

MPP026: My Greatest Tub

On this week’s episode Mind Poison discusses chaos at the Minnesota State Fair, Parades gone wrong, and their memories of 9/11 AKA Patriot Day (AND sidestepping 9/11 conspiracy theories). And yes, Mark discusses his favorite all-time bathing experiences in My Greatest Tub…for whatever reason! Mind Poison Podcast: A comedy podcast that isn’t afraid to dive […]

MPP025: Committed to Glory

Pop Quiz Hotshot! How would the Mind Poison Guys celebrate their landmark 25th episode? (A) Forget to mention it’s a Landmark Episode until about halfway through, (B) Talk about Cuba Gooding Jr., Birds, and What’s Weird About Podcasting, (C) Make their pitch to become America’s first Adult Bookstore Lobbyists, or (D) All of the above? […]

MPP021: Fortnite Ahead! AKA My Favorite Main Sponsor

Fortnite Ahead! On this episode of the Mind Poison Podcast, Jesse and Mark tear apart Fortnite tutoring, discuss eye surgery gone wrong, and reflect on Garth Brooks’ failed alter ego (plus, Mark sings). They also pit farmer’s market non-organics against state fair fare, and dive into apathy in America. BONUS: Trump’s head explodes and Big […]