MPP085: MPNN

BREAKING NEWS – or, “deep deep deep boo-boo-boop” if you imagine it as sounds. (It’s a breaking news alert, get it?) This week is the official kick-off of the Mind Poison News Network – bringing you the news with No Bias, for Sure. (No B.S.!) The first and only news station with text crawls on […]

MPP084: Maybe A Beautiful Mind?

Pop Quiz Hotshot! Nobody really calls anyone “hotshot” anymore, but we’re trying this retro thing for a while. Don’t worry, it’s an easy test and there are no wrong answers. You’re Money, baby! This week’s episode of Mind Poison:  (a) tries to figure out if Jesse has a Beautiful Mind  (b) has a bunch more […]

MPP081: A Cocky Name for a Hamburger

Welcome to the newest installment of the MPAU (Mind Poison Audio Universe). I’m gonna be frank with you folks – you’ve got some tired hosts. Mark has new baby fatigue, and Jesse has being alive fatigue. It happens! But they’re still managing to keep it lively here in episode 81, where they talk about Meatless […]

MPP078: Breast Milk & Party Pizzas

The Dynamic-ish Duo is back! The boys of Mind Poison play catch-up after a month hiatus and bring you some of the freshest content you’ll find on the internet. Mark and Jesse are kind of all over the place this week, as they talk about the Minnesota State Fair, Urinal Etiquette, and some stuff about […]

MPP075: Banked Content Bonanza

Psst – hey…. hey internet [being all secretive]. I know you love new content. It’s the currency of today’s mile-a-minute, 24-hour news cycle, social media driven badaba.  BUT… listen to me. What if we MOVED the goalposts? What if we REDEFINED what was possible? In a way that not only benefited the CONSUMER but also […]

MPP072: Old Man Stretch

[Cowboy Voice] Well, well, well… Lookee what we got here. If I didn’t know any better I’d say another episode of Mind Poison crept up in here. Remember what I told you last time? Now dance, pardner, dance! Oh, what’s that you say? In this episode those Mind Poison rascals talk about Prime Day, Jesse’s […]

MPP037: A Situational Nod

It’s always darkest before dawn – that’s why Jesse got a new lamp! In this episode, your friends at Mind Poison tell Tales from the Bus, talk about their Experiences with Twitter, and discuss Space Movies from Five Years Ago. Mark gives his tips to keep Dry Skin at Bay, and Jesse reveals his Snitching […]

MPP036: Sasquatch In The City

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all! Let’s be Disgusting Together. On this episode of the program, the Mind Poison Scoundrels talk about Turkey Day Traditions, Black Friday, and (another) mass shooting. Mark works on his singing voice, and Jesse regrets bringing up politics. They also delve into one of the great questions or our (or any) time – […]

MPP034: Election 2018: A Real Dump Fest

How do you record an Election Day wrap-up when you record a week in advance? Listen to this week’s Mind Poison for a way that kind of works! If you squint at it, at least. Mark and Jesse cover (almost) all of the potential outcomes of the big day, and also talk about dance moves […]

MPP033: Halloween Delights With Jesse & Watson

Happy Halloween! Mark and Jesse celebrate All Hallow’s Eve by… talking about Halloween, I guess? They also talk about Getting Their Lives Together, Election Day, and (not) Drinking. Also, what do you do when Trump is accidentally right about something? Mind Poison is a comedy podcast that isn’t afraid to dive into the deep end […]