MPP087: Too Many Celebrities

Finally, someone is brave enough to ask the tough questions. In this mile-a-minute world, with our attention spans spread so thin – your day job, running errands at crowded stores, taking the kids to Fortnite practice and traveling eTournaments (not to mention that all important Me Time – if you’re lucky) – are there too […]

MPP085: MPNN

BREAKING NEWS – or, “deep deep deep boo-boo-boop” if you imagine it as sounds. (It’s a breaking news alert, get it?) This week is the official kick-off of the Mind Poison News Network – bringing you the news with No Bias, for Sure. (No B.S.!) The first and only news station with text crawls on […]

MPP084: Maybe A Beautiful Mind?

Pop Quiz Hotshot! Nobody really calls anyone “hotshot” anymore, but we’re trying this retro thing for a while. Don’t worry, it’s an easy test and there are no wrong answers. You’re Money, baby! This week’s episode of Mind Poison:  (a) tries to figure out if Jesse has a Beautiful Mind  (b) has a bunch more […]

MPP083: Would You Like a Pleasantry?

OK, sorry. I don’t actually have any pleasantries with me. I just wanted to make you think I was cool, or maybe just strike up a conversation or something. Those things don’t go on trees, you know! I might know a guy though… Anyways, despite  – and I’m being frank here – an absolutely striking […]

MPP081: A Cocky Name for a Hamburger

Welcome to the newest installment of the MPAU (Mind Poison Audio Universe). I’m gonna be frank with you folks – you’ve got some tired hosts. Mark has new baby fatigue, and Jesse has being alive fatigue. It happens! But they’re still managing to keep it lively here in episode 81, where they talk about Meatless […]

MPP079: General Yeti Information

Sink into your comfiest chair, grab a warm blanket, and get ready to be overtaken by the soothing sounds of Mind Poison. This episode is oh so soft and oh so relaxing! We’re hitting all the beats you’d expect from a 79th episode in this one. We’re talking eCig Bans. We’re talking Local Legends. We’re […]

MPP077: BCB Part 3 – Brand New Highlights

Here it is folks. After many sleepless nights and years of intense planning…  with “Brand New Highlights,” the epic Banked Content Bonanza Trilogy comes to an end. And like any good trilogy ender, this one will answer the burning questions all of the Mind Poison Universe has been asking. Is Jesse Tired? How Sad Can […]

MPP075: Banked Content Bonanza

Psst – hey…. hey internet [being all secretive]. I know you love new content. It’s the currency of today’s mile-a-minute, 24-hour news cycle, social media driven badaba.  BUT… listen to me. What if we MOVED the goalposts? What if we REDEFINED what was possible? In a way that not only benefited the CONSUMER but also […]

MPP072: Old Man Stretch

[Cowboy Voice] Well, well, well… Lookee what we got here. If I didn’t know any better I’d say another episode of Mind Poison crept up in here. Remember what I told you last time? Now dance, pardner, dance! Oh, what’s that you say? In this episode those Mind Poison rascals talk about Prime Day, Jesse’s […]

MPP071: Worldwide Yikes

Oh Snap! (Not the Thanos one, the one from like 10 years ago that was basically a cooler “wow.”) It’s another Mind Poison headed straight for your ears! For this power hour (or so), the Mind Poison guys talk about High School Singing, Spammy Texts, and How They’d Be Bad in Jail. Plus, an impassioned […]